Our Homes Speak for Themselves
At John Balfanz Homes, we recognize that even though our homes and neighborhoods are amazing enough to speak for themselves. Sometimes, though, it’s nice to enjoy some comedic relief as well. We hope you’ll enjoy are short films which are intended to make you laugh and brighten your day. Afterward, we hope you’ll enjoy seeing some of our community involvement, and consider partnering with us on our next endeavor!
Ankle Biters – It’s not that children are inherently evil, you didn’t hear that from us. All we’re saying is you can’t turn your back on those little ankle biters. If you’re into that sort of thing though, buying a home at Berkshire Ranch could be just right for you! Take a look at our current model homes: they speak for themselves!
The House Isn’t a Playground – I still live with my parents, but if you need a new house you should buy this one. I don’t know why houses have square feet, but this one has almost three-thousand of them! My dad says this house isn’t a playground, but that’s okay because there are several of them nearby!
We Don’t Sell Homes to Weirdos – Bro – we get it: buying a home can be stressful, but you can’t live in your parent’s basement forever. People buy homes for two reasons: the first is shelter; the second is to make your friends jealous. Talk to the folks at John Balfanz homes about their latest communities: our homes speak for themselves!
Two Tickets to Paradise – Bakersfield California: God’s country. If you’re in the market for 2889 square feet of promised land, then we’ve got 2 tickets to paradise waiting for you! Contact our sales team today!